$SLEEPCOIN / $USDG
JUST BUY
AND SLEEP.
Everyone wants you staring at charts all night.
We want you to close the chart.
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BUY. SLEEP. HOLD. REPEAT. ✦ $SLEEPCOIN / $USDG ✦ PHONE DOWN. CHART CLOSED. ✦
BUY. SLEEP. HOLD. REPEAT. ✦ $SLEEPCOIN / $USDG ✦ PHONE DOWN. CHART CLOSED. ✦
WHY ARE YOU
STILL STARING
AT THE CHART?
YOU BOUGHT. NOW EVERY 30 SECONDS YOU REFRESH.
GREEN CANDLE? REFRESH.
RED CANDLE? REFRESH HARDER.
SOMEONE TWEETS? REFRESH.
SOMEONE SELLS? PANIC.
MEANWHILE THE MARKET KEEPS MOVING WHETHER YOU STARE AT IT OR NOT.
JUST BUY
AND SLEEP.
AND SLEEP.
SLEEP STUDIES*
SOMETIMES NOTHING
IS THE MOVE.
$CASHCAT
JULY 7
~$6M
↓
GO TO SLEEP
↓
NEXT DAY
~$140M
BOOM.
$BONERCOIN
AUGUST 27
~$150K
↓
SLEEP
↓
NEXT DAY
~$8.7M
BOOM.
*The lesson is NOT that every coin does this. These are supplied past examples. The joke is that sometimes the person doing absolutely nothing wakes up to an entirely different market.
THE CHART DOESN’T STOP
BECAUSE YOU SLEPT.
BECAUSE YOU SLEPT.
SELLER
STATUS: AWAKE
WATCHES EVERY CANDLE
PANICS AT -2%
OPENS X AGAIN
REGRETS EVERYTHING
SLEEPER
STATUS: STILL HOLDING
BUYS
PHONE DOWN
PILLOW READY
GOOD NIGHT
SLEEPCOIN TERMINAL ● ONLINE
CURRENT STATUSSLEEPING
CHART STATUSNOT CHECKING
PHONEFACE DOWN
HOLDERASLEEP
PAIR$SLEEPCOIN / $USDG
DO NOT DISTURB.
8 HOUR STRATEGY
HOW LONG CAN YOU
NOT CHECK THE CHART?
00:00:00
PICK A NAP.
3:00 AM
THE CHART DROPPED 4%.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
zzz
JUST BUY
AND SLEEP.
THE MARKET IS OPEN.
YOUR EYES CAN BE CLOSED.
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